You're off the hook.
We've got your calls.
When you're up a ladder or under a sink, Offhook answers your missed calls, takes the job details, and texts them to you in seconds.
Burst pipe, water coming through the kitchen ceiling
Stockport, SK1 3AB
Call back: 07700 900123
Boiler service, needed this week
Didsbury, M20
Call back: 07700 900456
A real call, start to finish
Two minutes. Or skip the video and ring the demo line yourself.
What are missed calls costing you?
Most people who reach voicemail don't leave a message. They ring the next tradesperson on Google.
Your options, side by side
| Feature | Voicemail | Hiring a receptionist | Offhook |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cost | Free | £[XX,000] a year | £[XX] a month |
| Evenings and weekends | Yes | No | Yes |
| Caller actually talks to someone | No | Yes | Yes |
| Job details texted to you | No | Sometimes | Every call, in seconds |
| Emergencies flagged | No | Depends | Always |
Done for you. Not another app to figure out.
Most AI receptionists hand you a login and wish you luck. We set it up, look after it, and pick up when you message.
We set it all up
We write your script, add your services and area, test it, then switch on forwarding with you on a 15-minute call.
Real people on WhatsApp
Message the founders directly. Changes and fixes the same day, not a ticket in a queue.
Built around your business
Your business name, your services, your patch. It asks the questions you'd ask, not a generic script.
Kept sharp every month
We check in, review how your calls are going, and adjust the questions as your business changes.
Three steps. Zero missed jobs.
You're on a job
Phone rings, hands full. Don't answer — after 20 seconds it forwards to Offhook automatically.
We answer for you
A friendly British voice takes the caller's name, the job, where it is and how urgent — and says plainly it's an assistant.
You get a text
The job lands on your phone in seconds. Emergencies are flagged. Every call is saved in your dashboard.
Hear exactly what your customers hear
Real calls, unedited. Calm, clear, British, and done in about a minute.
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Knows a gas leak from a dripping tap
Safety first
Smell of gas? Callers are told to get out and ring 0800 111 999 straight away. Fire or injury: 999.
Urgent jobs flagged
Flooding, no heating, no power: marked URGENT so you see it first.
Postcodes confirmed
Read back character by character, so you know if it's on your patch.
No quotes, no promises
It never prices a job or promises a time. That's your call.
From the trades using it
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One saved job pays for the month
30-day pilot
Try it on your own number. Full refund if it doesn't help.
- Set up within 24 hours
- [XXX] call minutes included
- Texts + dashboard
Monthly
After the pilot. No contract.
- [XXX] call minutes a month
- Emergencies flagged instantly
- Cancel any time
Questions
Yes. You switch on call forwarding for unanswered calls. Customers ring the same number they always have.
It's flagged URGENT at the top of your text. For gas leaks or danger, callers are told the right emergency number straight away.
Yes. It says so at the start of every call. Honest, polite, and quick.
Under 24 hours, plus a 15-minute call with us to switch on forwarding.
Any time. No contract.
Two founders, one job: catch yours.
[A short line about why you built Offhook and who you are.] No call centre, no ticket queue: you talk to us directly.
Message the founders on WhatsAppHear it for yourself. Ring the demo line.
Pretend you've got a leak. It takes a minute.